Benjamin Baby

Ben was a little fussy yesterday. Most of you reading this will probably think, “Well, duh. He’s a baby. That’s what they do.” But, honestly, this is a rare occurrence for him. (That’s the truth, too. I’m not one of these parents who claim that their children are perfect. Ben’s not. For example, he can’t even read yet. Lazy kid…) While trying to determine what had him so annoyed, it dawned on me: It was his 3 month birthday! He’s simply full of existential angst, weary of this mortal coil, fighting against the inexorable march towards certain nothingness… or maybe it was because he pooped out of his diaper. Could be either one, really.

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