Benjamin Baby

Okay, Ben is 9 weeks old and, well… he kinda sucks. Don’t get me wrong, he’s certainly cute and giggly and smiles a lot but, man, when is he going to start pulling his own weight? Not only do I still have to feed him (sometimes more than once a day!), he refuses to change his own diapers, sits around and has to be carried everywhere instead of walking and doesn’t even have the courtesy to speak to me. What a lazy baby! In an effort to correct this, I insisted that he at least start doing his own laundry. As expected, it was a disaster and he made a joke of it (shocking photos below the cut). Any advice on how to motivate him?

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