To protect the innocent, I won’t name who is pictured below. Let’s just say that some baby had his first bath in a tub recently and it went really well. Caution: this picture is HOTHOTHOT! NSFW!
1. When holding your soon-to-be 6 week old son up in the air, make sure you don’t do it too enthusiastically with a ceiling fan turned on just above his head. You risk decapitating the baby and, worse, a rather awkward call to daddy.
2. Putting a diaper on backwards will result in both you and the kid being covered with crap.
3. Who knew that there would be a person (albeit a tiny one) who could crap on me and I’d find it charming? Now that’s love. (Don’t even think about trying this out, Kurt)
4. Going out to the grocery store will take an absurd amount of time as the baby is a person magnet. You wouldn’t believe the throngs of people who stop me to oooh and ahhh over this gorgeous kid. I should charge a showing fee.
And on to the photos…
Ben is officially one month old today. Here are some photos we took of him modeling his sexy pajamas:
Here are some pictures from yesterday and today of The World’s Cutest Baby..
Ben will either grow up feeling very confused. Or very loved.
Either way, video goodness ahead …
Who wants to see a video of Ben snoring?
(… wait for frantic waving of hands and frenzied clicking on the “Read more…” link …)